Yard Dick (Display)

Marsoni

M251S

$24.75

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Yard Dick (Display)Yard Dick (Display)When in doubt, whip it out! 12 Inches of truth! It's the penis shaped ruler known as the Yard Dick. How will you measure up? Party pleasing sayings including: "Mr. Nub, Are You In yet?", all the way up to "Huge Cock" and "Mr. Gigantor"! Great to pull out at parties. Assorted colors. Includes 12 rulers.

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Holds up against my velociraptor! Much better than some of the other holey balls that get torn apart quickly. I think this is a great idea to reuse old shoe soles into toys for the heavy chewers like heelers. I would like to see a large ball like 10-12 inch diameter, so they can push and throw it around.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2026