Chronically Online Keychain (Glow in the Dark)

Chronically Online Keychain (Glow in the Dark)

Marsoni

M251S

$12.00

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Chronically Online Keychain (Glow in the Dark)Chronically online? Same. Whether you're deep in a comment thread at 2AM or just swimming in brainrot to avoid the outside world, this enamel pin is for you. It also glows in the dark, perfect for your nightly doom scroll or as a sad little beacon to navigate your room because, let's be honest, you haven't seen daylight in days. Size: 1. 5" x 1. 11" (not including key ring)

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Absolutely beautiful illustrations. A lovely, sweet, well written story that we literally never tire of. I bought this book for my daughter when she was 5 & she is 7 now. We read this book year round - it is so feel good. Edited 1.5 years later - We still love this book. Never a month passes without reading Dasher, rarely a week. My daughter owns nearly 600 books. She read 40 *new* books in August alone, so we do a whole lot of reading in this house. And we still, time and again, come back to Dasher. We love this book so much that I'm back today to order a copy for a friend's granddaughter. While here to place that order I noticed all the negative reviews and felt the need to address them. I am absolutely astonished at how many people can create something to be offended about where there is nothing. Yes, Dasher & her family start the story in a travelling circus. There are zero descriptions of animal cruelty. There is absolutely nothing dark or scary. My daughter has been homeschooled her entire life & is beyond sheltered. She is gifted-intense, which comes with super emotional sensitivity & big, big feelings. Not only does Dasher not frighten or upset her, it is one of my top go-to books to help soothe her when she is upset about something. As for the ending being confusing, that is hog wash. There is nothing choppy or unclear or confusing in the story. Apparently there are more Grinches running amok in the world than I realized!

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Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2022

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Chloe

Battle Creek, US

★★★★★ 5

The artwork is beautiful

Format: Hardcover

Such a sweet story with beautiful artwork! It is a little on the longer side so may not be good for younger kids with short attention spans

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Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2026

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