I Golf, Therefore I Am (Not Here)

Marsoni

M251S

$26.95

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I Golf, Therefore I Am (Not Here)8 oz. liquor flask A Flask Built for Legends. Designed right here in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this food grade stainless steel hip flask is built for adventure. Whether you're raising a toast by the campfire, sneaking a sip at a wedding, or just carrying your liquid courage in style, this flask is ready for action. It comes in a slick gift box, making it a no brainer gift for holidays, birthdays, or just because someone deserves a little extra

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I wish they came in a 31x31. Very stretchy. Black inside, which is weird but cool. Ordered May 2024 Nominal size: 30x30 Actual: - Waist: 31" - Inseam: 28.5" - Rise: 9.5" - Upper thigh: 10.5" - Opening: 13" Nominal size: 32x32 - Waist: 33" - Inseam: 30" - Rise: 10" - Upper thigh: 11.5" - Opening: 14"

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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2024

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Reginald R. Moreland

Cuba, US

★★★★★ 5

Style quality fit price everything is amazing

Size: 30W x 30L, Color: Merlot

Perfection

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Reviewed in the United States on February 27, 2026

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Assaf

Dallas, US

★★★★★ 5

Excellent pants

Size: 30W x 30L, Color: British Khaki

Excellent pants Sits really well on the body

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Reviewed in the United States on December 17, 2025

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David Hershman

Dallas, US

★★★★★ 1

wrong fit - small and doesn't match original - doesn't meet description

Size: 36W x 29L, Color: Black

DKNY must watch who produces their brand. Have a few pairs and they are made in Bangladesh and fit amazing. Just ordered this pair and it's not even close to how it should fit. Very small and waist band doesn't stretch at all and made in China.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 10, 2025